Не жалуйся на судьбу. Ей с тобой может быть тоже хреново.
АПД: полная версия, из отчета с К-мании. Обратите внимание, что Миша прекрасно помнит всех, о ком идет речь 
“Hello Misha.”
“Hi, how’re you doing?”
“I’m good. Tired. How’re you?”
“I’m very good, thanks for asking. Enjoying the weekend?”
“Yeah, it’s-”
“Have you been before?”
“Noo, this is my first time. At a convention, I mean.” (why did I go red. WHY?)
He smiled. “Not too sure what to expect then?” he asked.
“Oh, no, it’s cool. I mean, I’ve seen the videos from Chicago-Con…”
“Oh, who do you know who went?”
“Umm…a few people. You uh, spoke to Mon on the phone-”
“The Australian?”
“Yeah! And milk-”
“Tracy with milkshake.”
“So how do you know them?” He looked so confused, like he forgot the internet existed.
“Um, online. Like, a fan site, and…”
“Oh really?” he looks suddenly curious. “Which one?”
“Um… I can’t-”
He smirked. “The secret one that I, uh, don’t know about?”
“Um… I… maybe? I… can’t really say…”
He laughed. “That’s good. No, it’s good. I like… I like the secrecy of it all.” he laughed again, looking slightly smug, in my opinion, like he’d discovered something really awesome. "So, yeah. Tell them I say hi, and hope they're OK and stuff."
"Sure thing, I will."
I decided it was time to change the subject. “So…how’re you finding England…this time?”
“Oh, it’s awful. Terrible. It’s cold, it’s…the people are awful. Everything.”
“Wow. Thanks.” I said, pretending to be offended. He smiled.
“Well, apart from you. You’re the sole exception to the whole trip sucking.”
“Aw, thanks.” I grinned. “But yeah, it’s pretty cold…”
“Yeah! I went running this morning, and it was all dark, and cold, and I got wet and cold…”
“Probably not the best idea to go running at that time. In London.” I advised him. He looked mildly alarmed for a second, then smiled. “Terrible. Awful people…except you…but…no, it’s very nice here, it’s going well.”
“That’s good to hear.” I said. He finally remembered he was supposed to be signing, and signed the photo of him from 4.22, looking all sad. He wrote “KRISTEN - Great to meet YOU!” and then signed it. “Thank you, Misha.” I squeaked.
“Thank you, Kristen.” he replied, smiling again.
“I should…I should go.” I tried to take the photo from him because he was holding it out, and it took a few attempts before he let go. “I…I’ll see you later.” I said, realising there was another girl paying for an auto and I didn’t want to hog his attention.
“Yeah. See you.” he said, smiling, and I managed to walk away shaking, went in circles looking for my friend, and then nearly died.

“Hello Misha.”
“Hi, how’re you doing?”
“I’m good. Tired. How’re you?”
“I’m very good, thanks for asking. Enjoying the weekend?”
“Yeah, it’s-”
“Have you been before?”
“Noo, this is my first time. At a convention, I mean.” (why did I go red. WHY?)
He smiled. “Not too sure what to expect then?” he asked.
“Oh, no, it’s cool. I mean, I’ve seen the videos from Chicago-Con…”
“Oh, who do you know who went?”
“Umm…a few people. You uh, spoke to Mon on the phone-”
“The Australian?”
“Yeah! And milk-”
“Tracy with milkshake.”
“So how do you know them?” He looked so confused, like he forgot the internet existed.
“Um, online. Like, a fan site, and…”
“Oh really?” he looks suddenly curious. “Which one?”
“Um… I can’t-”
He smirked. “The secret one that I, uh, don’t know about?”
“Um… I… maybe? I… can’t really say…”
He laughed. “That’s good. No, it’s good. I like… I like the secrecy of it all.” he laughed again, looking slightly smug, in my opinion, like he’d discovered something really awesome. "So, yeah. Tell them I say hi, and hope they're OK and stuff."
"Sure thing, I will."
I decided it was time to change the subject. “So…how’re you finding England…this time?”
“Oh, it’s awful. Terrible. It’s cold, it’s…the people are awful. Everything.”
“Wow. Thanks.” I said, pretending to be offended. He smiled.
“Well, apart from you. You’re the sole exception to the whole trip sucking.”
“Aw, thanks.” I grinned. “But yeah, it’s pretty cold…”
“Yeah! I went running this morning, and it was all dark, and cold, and I got wet and cold…”
“Probably not the best idea to go running at that time. In London.” I advised him. He looked mildly alarmed for a second, then smiled. “Terrible. Awful people…except you…but…no, it’s very nice here, it’s going well.”
“That’s good to hear.” I said. He finally remembered he was supposed to be signing, and signed the photo of him from 4.22, looking all sad. He wrote “KRISTEN - Great to meet YOU!” and then signed it. “Thank you, Misha.” I squeaked.
“Thank you, Kristen.” he replied, smiling again.
“I should…I should go.” I tried to take the photo from him because he was holding it out, and it took a few attempts before he let go. “I…I’ll see you later.” I said, realising there was another girl paying for an auto and I didn’t want to hog his attention.
“Yeah. See you.” he said, smiling, and I managed to walk away shaking, went in circles looking for my friend, and then nearly died.
Ах ты, божемой, лапочка
“Well, apart from you. You’re the sole exception to the whole trip sucking.”
А этот приём мы знаем по Австралии
Yeah! I went running this morning, and it was all dark, and cold, and I got wet and cold…”
I tried to take the photo from him because he was holding it out, and it took a few attempts before he let go.
Как он умеет, а! - пара секунд, а тут уже фиг такое забудешь. Кокетка профессиональная
И на самом деле многие уверены, что он уже пронюхал про мишаленд
даже там... идёшь так себе по лондонской улице, а тебе навстречу бежит Миша Коллинз
Я сегодня наткнулась на историю примерно в этом духе, правда не в Лондоне и Миша не бегал, но встреча оказалась для чела неожиданной
Выложу на днях очередную подборку всяких разностей про Мишу.